...quotes from November 4 that didn’t make it to print:
by: Vince Bergado
10. “You call that socialism?”
9. “I wish that girly-man was in our party.”
8. “I’m not gay or anything, because, like, I don’t believe in that, but damn, he is the best looking president ever.”
7. “But, gosh darnit, I was a sexy strong woman, all out there on display. I don’t understand why more women didn’t swing my way. I’m a poet, you betcha.”
6. "I’ve been saying all along it was going to be close, and look, it’s now 10PM Eastern and they still haven’t called it."
5. “I’m going to miss those negative ads.”
4. “I never thought Americans could be so ageist.”
3. “You know what this campaign needed? More death threats.”
2. “Wow. And still tens of millions of people decided to stay home”
1. “I knew the terrorists would win!”